Lightening the mood a bit.

Let's have a bit of fun. We've been gloomy enough recently and way too serious. So why not make a bit of fun of our own characters? Or even others? Let's do it in a "What I thought is going to happen and what really happened" format.
I'll start:

What I imagined I would be like when I made a heavily armed merc / hunter character that never goes out without at least 4 guns on him:



What I ended up being like: